cloverwolf

Happy new year!  Have a great one guys

cloverwolf

So we set off on a 2.5 hour journey at 6am. 
          
          It was not 2.5 hours. 
          
          The traffic was diabolical, because we passed at least 3 car crashes along the way. 
          
          Those 3 car crashes added two hours to our journey.
          
          Wtf guys; ever heard of fog lights?  Or maybe, MAYBE, driving a little bit slower?
          
          In addition to this, my sister missed her train from London, and some dude got lost in the roads of Scotland. It was a great funeral. 
          
          Seriously, missing almost an hour when they were standing around outside really made a difference.

cloverwolf

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And, I'm in. Don't worry nonexistent readers; it only took over twenty minutes before my brother came down, rang mum and was informed the key's under the plant pot. I don't even need a shit anymore guys.