hello.

the person you are wondering about is currently unavailable. at the tone, please get the hell out of here or press follow for more options. beeeeep. 

jk jk

fran fine is my spirit animal, william chan is a king, glad that's settled. there's really not much else to say, you can all leave.

                                                   ♚

seriously, leave. shoo. buh-bye.

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you can leave now...i'm serious go away. stop staring at me, leave! now you're looking at me weird. stop it. stop staring at my bio!!

*covers chest awkwardly*

...i feel oddly violated right now...