clubpenguinslut

Hey!
          Thanks so much for adding Eridanus Flooding to your reading list! I hope that you're enjoying the book, it's really encouraging to know that there are actual people out there reading my writing.  :P
          I update every Friday so be sure to add it to your library if you want to continue reading ( fingers crossed) to get the notifications of the updates. 
          Anyway, Thanks again! Don't be a stranger!
          ~RC

G U E S S W H A T O T H E R P A L

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Wow

Yikes

ARE YOU A REAL A REAL VILLAIN 

Now this is a story all about how
          My life got flipped-turned upside down
          And I'd like to take a minute
          Just sit right there
          I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air
          
          In west Philadelphia born and raised
          On the playground was where I spent most of my days
          Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
          And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
          When a couple of guys who were up to no good
          Started making trouble in my neighborhood
          I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
          She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
          
          I begged and pleaded with her day after day
          But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way
          She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
          I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."
          
          First class, yo, this is bad
          Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
          Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
          Hmm, this might be alright.
          
          But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
          Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
          I don't think so
          I'll see when I get there
          I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
          
          Well, the plane landed and when I came out
          There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
          I ain't trying to get arrested yet
          I just got here
          I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
          
          I whistled for a cab and when it came near
          The license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror
          If anything I could say that this cab was rare
          But I thought, "Nah, forget it."
          – "Yo, home to Bel-Air."
          
          I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
          And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."
          I looked at my kingdom
          I was finally there
          To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air

Your mother is so overweight all the McDonald's food
          Are 
          Gone

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