@WordxDancer awww thanks! ☺ Here's one i came up with yesterday: my vice principal hung up a map in our classroom. He made six holes on each side. Conclusion: he's about as handy as a foot.
XD I had to read it twice 'cause my mind read it "right" but I knew something was off with the spelling. Five seconds later I nearly fall out of my chair laughing. ^.^