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On January 21, 2000 my dad walked through the snow to McDonald's. He made it back in time to both eat his sandwhich and get fully prepared for my birth. 
Woot woot. 
On June 6th 2015 I got asked out by a huge loser.  "Will you pretty please be my girlfriend?" "Yeah sure. That'll work." 
Excellent decision really. 
On May 21, 2016 I got a pixie cut. 
My youngest sister said I look like a very beautiful boy. 
On July 8, 2016 Whilst cooling off with the windows down, a pebble flew into the car and hit me in the neck. 
Ouch. 

This sums up how most days and special events go in my life. So yeah.