warning: rant.
i'm walking through the park. i've got a blow pop in my hand and a balloon in the other, and you know what you did? YOU POPPED IT! WHAT??! W-WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! POR-QUE? why would you pop my balloon? that ruined my ENTIRE DAY!! now WHY would you go and pop someone's balloon like that; with your cigare. who told you that was okay? because i certainly didn't and the last time i checked i'm in charge of my life.
so the next time that i'm walking through a park and you see me with a balloon AND YOU THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO POP IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
I'M GOING TO STICK A PITCHFORK RIGHT. IN. YOUR. EYE. don't you pop my balloon.you understand? don't. don't do it. don't pop my balloon.