cnlng35

Hey everyone, 
          	
          	I've been gone for a big minute and fortunately i'll be able to spend my quarantine days adding to these stories. Hopefully y'all will enjoy them and I can't wait to get started!

cnlng35

warning: rant.
          
          i'm walking through the park. i've got a blow pop in my hand and a balloon in the other, and you know what you did? YOU POPPED IT! WHAT??! W-WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! POR-QUE? why would you pop my balloon? that ruined my ENTIRE DAY!! now WHY would you go and pop someone's balloon like that; with your cigare. who told you that was okay? because i certainly didn't and the last time i checked i'm in charge of my life.
          
          so the next time that i'm walking through a park and you see me with a balloon AND YOU THINK THAT IT'S OKAY TO POP IT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO?
          I'M GOING TO STICK A PITCHFORK RIGHT. IN. YOUR. EYE. don't you pop my balloon.you understand? don't. don't do it. don't pop my balloon.

cnlng35

okay! ^-^ i'll notify you if i need anything!
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