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Hello

Well once again I'm here to invade your mb whatever moving on
          
          Maths teacher : what is line?
          Student : a line is a dot going for a walk. Pfft
          
          Oh well I got a question but I want you to think positive *wiggles eyebrows*
          
          What is long hard and has "cum" in it!?
          THINK POSITIVE YOU DIRTY MINDED CREATURES!!!
          
          Answer is "CUCUMBER" 
          
          pftTttTtTtTTt
          
          I don't care if it was funny or not better laugh if you want to live longer 
          
          Ciao!

You’ve been chosen to be showered with love 
          
          ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hi

✨✨✨JOKE TIME , HENA ONLINE ✨✨✨
          
          Teacher : which one is closer , sun or Africa?
          Student :Sun
          Teacher : why? 
          Student : we can see sun all the time but we can't see Africa.
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!  *i know it's not so funny*
          
          Teacher : Why are you late? 
          Student : because of the sign on the road. 
          Teacher : what type of sign? 
          Student : the sign that says "school ahead, go slow! "
          
          AHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Why aren't you laughing *cracks knuckles* *death glare*
          
          OK OK I'm leaving but I got a question you better answer me or else - 
          *loading my pink broom with orange shiny hairs*
          
          Stone is enough to break the glass 
          Second is enough to fall in love 
          Sentence is enough to break the heart 
          
          WHY THE HELL ONE CHAPTER IS NOT ENOUGH TO PASS EXAM!!! *cries*
          
          *sniffs* *wipes my fake tears*
          I love you *sobs*
          
          
          
           now don't waste my time I need to post this on other's mb too *eyes roll*

✨✨✨✨JOKE TIME✨✨✨✨
          
          ‼️‼️MURDER OF ENGLISH‼️‼️
          
          1: pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin.
          
          2: both of you stand together separately.
          
          3: why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I'm inside. 
          
          4: will you hang the calendar or else I will hang myself. 
          
          5: I have two daughters both are girls.
          
          6: give me a blue pen of any color.
          
          7: the principal is revolving in the corridor. 
          
          8: all of you stand in the straight circle.
          
          9: open the window let the Air Force come in.
          

Kobi, did you die or something?

Hey, how are you?

Hi Kobi, I'm getting worried.... Are you ok?

I'm sorry to everyone who I haven't replied to!
          My mental health hasn't been the best lately, so I think I need a bit of a break until it gets better.
          I'll reply to messages and Rps as soon as I can.
          
          ily all <3