coffee&desperation

After 5 years I re downloaded this app, I’m absolutely mortified. 
          

I’m just saying if someone offers you a favour or to give you something and you say “ok” instead of “thank you”, you’re the worst kind of person. 

I’m still mad cuz this one time I was hanging out with a group of people and this one girl who I didn’t really know well just fucking started popping pieces of my sushi in her mouth with out asking me.  and I’ve honestly never wanted to go to jail more. 

finnish the victuri fic pls!

Dangerous concept: a drinking game where you watch a sitcom and take a shot every time the fake audience laughs. 

Lol hey 

You should watch itt 

Nice username

Hey! Its me again.... So i wanted to do a "soulmate AU" thingy, because they seem cool but i think it might be good to know what AU means/stands for before i start publishing stuff.... Can you tell me? 
          
          I know its late and stuff but i only feel comfortable with messages at night XD im so sorry

Yo, so i was just reading my safe fanfiction, being the good child i am...then i see your account and some of your books in my "recommended" right? So i open up "A Gay's Guide to College" im pretty sure it was, and i read it.... I love the humor.... I was laughing my @$$ off ok? And get this, its 1:00am and my mom yells from her room "Get to bed or im shutting off the internet!" 
          
          So i will laugh in my silence while i binge your account, is that alright? Thats okay right.... Alright good 
          
          Have a nice night then!
          
          
          (Realizing you over did a "simple" message....)