coffeeaddict5332

este mensaje puede ser ofensivo
i want a fucking girlfriend 

mattIuvr

lololol i was kinda joking but.. *wink face*
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coffeeaddict5332

este mensaje puede ser ofensivo
i want a fucking girlfriend 

mattIuvr

lololol i was kinda joking but.. *wink face*
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coffeeaddict5332

my sister: did you know taylor swift and katy perry are cousins
          
          me: no they're not
          
          my sister: yes they are
          
          me: no they're not *hangs up phone*
          
          me: *googles it and calls her back* so here's the thing 
          
          my sister: they're ninth cousins
          
          me: yes and in alabama it's legal to marry you're third cousin therefore it doesn't count (we live in alabama)
          
          my sister: who do we know that married their third cousin 
          
          me: idk but it's legal
          
          my sister: i- but- I gotta go