coffeebean123

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one: carter. my first boyfriend. i thought we were going to get married but in the end we broke up because i didn’t want to have sex with him.
          	two: patrick. took me to his storage unit and let me pick out a vintage shirt and made me ride his skateboard. we ate japanese and he made me order something out of my comfort zone. he asked me if i wanted to watch harry potter and afterwards we got into an hours long debate about our differing views on feminism.
          	three: thane. nothing bad to say. ended things because neither of us wanted to be in a relationship.
          	four: carl. gave me scabies and left his underwear with shit stains at my house.
          	five: eli. he kept his shirt on the whole time and came within two seconds. i asked him if it was his first time.
          	six: hunter. asked him when he would be in town again and we never spoke again.
          	seven: jp. he practiced a comedy bit during sex and we ate cookie cake after. still friends.
          	eight: derrek. spit in my mouth without consent and wouldn’t cuddle with me. kicked me out when the movie was over.
          	nine: dylan. it’s complicated.
          	ten: zach. ended things because he wasn’t ready for anything serious. 
          	eleven: will. tis the damn season. played house. part of me wishes we were more. he lives in ohio and found a girl there.
          	twelve: jyre. didn’t know how to take no for answer.
          	thirteen: jonathan. we split the bill and he didn’t know how to hold a conversation not about him.
          	fourteen: wesley. he was on molly when he came over and smashed my face in the pillow when he came. i still see him at the bar sometimes.
          	fifteen: myles. came over just for sex and had no chemistry. he stopped talking to me after.
          	sixteen: nick. one pump chump. didn’t stick around to redeem himself.
          	seventeen: luke. talked for a day and had no chemistry. he ghosted me after.
          	eighteen: josh. fresh out of a 4.5 year relationship and needed to work on himself. 
          	nineteen: alex. cooked me dinner and kissed my forehead. said we should do it again and never heard from him.

coffeebean123

this message may be offensive 
one: carter. my first boyfriend. i thought we were going to get married but in the end we broke up because i didn’t want to have sex with him.
          two: patrick. took me to his storage unit and let me pick out a vintage shirt and made me ride his skateboard. we ate japanese and he made me order something out of my comfort zone. he asked me if i wanted to watch harry potter and afterwards we got into an hours long debate about our differing views on feminism.
          three: thane. nothing bad to say. ended things because neither of us wanted to be in a relationship.
          four: carl. gave me scabies and left his underwear with shit stains at my house.
          five: eli. he kept his shirt on the whole time and came within two seconds. i asked him if it was his first time.
          six: hunter. asked him when he would be in town again and we never spoke again.
          seven: jp. he practiced a comedy bit during sex and we ate cookie cake after. still friends.
          eight: derrek. spit in my mouth without consent and wouldn’t cuddle with me. kicked me out when the movie was over.
          nine: dylan. it’s complicated.
          ten: zach. ended things because he wasn’t ready for anything serious. 
          eleven: will. tis the damn season. played house. part of me wishes we were more. he lives in ohio and found a girl there.
          twelve: jyre. didn’t know how to take no for answer.
          thirteen: jonathan. we split the bill and he didn’t know how to hold a conversation not about him.
          fourteen: wesley. he was on molly when he came over and smashed my face in the pillow when he came. i still see him at the bar sometimes.
          fifteen: myles. came over just for sex and had no chemistry. he stopped talking to me after.
          sixteen: nick. one pump chump. didn’t stick around to redeem himself.
          seventeen: luke. talked for a day and had no chemistry. he ghosted me after.
          eighteen: josh. fresh out of a 4.5 year relationship and needed to work on himself. 
          nineteen: alex. cooked me dinner and kissed my forehead. said we should do it again and never heard from him.