coldeOFFONOFF
Damn I’ve been inactive for like a year
coldeOFFONOFF
coldeOFFONOFF
YOOOO so this kid asked for my nudes and I was like haha naw I don’t do that and than he sent me a pic of his pepe and bitch I was shook
soinlovewithmyself00
girl I would’ve laughed and been like “why are you sending me a picture of a stick”
coldeOFFONOFF
Yo I’ve been so inactive
-tetianna-
Your PFP has me cackling lmao
coldeOFFONOFF
Yeoooo okay so right now I’m texting this hot asf junior and he makes me feel so special. But idk cuz everyone tells me he’s a fuckboi but they way he talks to me he called me beautiful and shii ahhh
-tetianna-
@swiffermedolanss Don't catch feelings, like, deel, deep feelings. Go with the flow and see if he real or not
jeonggukbby
@swiffermedolanss gurlllll do ya thang but if he breaks your heart expect that fuccboi to be dead
coldeOFFONOFF
It's 3:24 a.m. Lol and I'm listening to X and crying cuz I'm depressed um yeah and I have to go to school at 7:00 am fml
coldeOFFONOFF
Lol I almost have 100 followers haha
coldeOFFONOFF
Yo guys I have 69 followers haha
coldeOFFONOFF
Guys I'm currently getting fat and reading smut
DONT BOTHER ME
69ethandolan69
this message may be offensive
My dick is 32 inches long. You might just very well think that sounds sexy or whatever, but hey man, life isn't so good. When you have a dick this long things tend to get a little overwhelming, you know? Getting hard takes up to 25 minutes because the blood has to pump hard to get so high, and I have to hold it up with a hand or a string because if my dick snaps then I can't pee anymore. Oh, don't even get me started there. I can't even take a shit without my dick going so far in the toilet I have to worry about it flushing away. Peeing standing up requires both my hands, feels like I'm carrying some sort of shotgun. I wear customized pants, looks like I have three entire damn legs, and because of that I can't even ride roller-coasters anymore, or any ride of any sort, not even a swing-set! But it's not all that bad. I typically use it as a yard stick since it's almost a yard long and measure T.V. screen sizes, so that's cool I suppose. Also, when I'm hiking it becomes my walking stick, great for getting rid of all those pesky spider webs! It also makes for a great Halloween costume - well, it used to at least, but having the same costume only freaked people out for several years, now people get weirded out instead. Oh well, well like I said, having this 32 inch monster definitively puts me out of the group that belongs to the average Joes.
