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thank you for 60k reads on my oneshots!! once again, it hit 60k overnight but still i'm v v happy thanks for reading my shit

Your one shots are so beautiful, I love them so much 

"are you sure you're ready??" the soft, wooden knob whispers seductively in the ear of the brunette.
          "just, just do it." she panted, inpatient and wound up.
          sure enough, the knob rose up onto emily's ass, eliciting a moan and a cry of pleasure.
          "fuck, that's good," emily gets out between gasps and incoherent groans

gross

i think I'm gonna hit 50k reads on my oneshots while im asleep which sucks buT I WILL CELEBRATE TOMORROW WITH COOKIES YOU ARE ALL INVITED THANK YOU FOR READING MY WORDS

hey! so wattpad is down (v much sad faces) and i updated my oneshots but it isn't coming through for anyone.
          keep your eyes out for when it starts working again so you can read it :))

oi update technicolour 

when i get to 50k reads or something in my oneshots i'll show my face i guess?? idk bc most of y'all don't know what i look like so i can bless you with my face

i hit 40k read on my fanfiction! thank you so so much, i appreciate everyone that reads my mediocre writing. hopefully i will be updating tonight if my headache goes away.

you're a rat mess but i love you anyway im in a muSH MOOD