Hai!!! how ya doin'?NOTE: I AM NOT GOOD AT LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS, MY FRIDGE IS THEREFORE UPSTAIRS. I am bi-sexual

Vines I live for:

I know I look like a burnt chicken nugget, but I still love myself

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN! I can't swim...

 Look at all those chickens!

 (mom brings in puppy) (daughter) IS THAT A CHICKEN!?

Go to taco bell! They have...fre, SHA VACA DU!

You don't need no degree to be a clothing hanger!

Hey, nora? Did you pee your pants? Nora: what? Mom: did you pee your pants? Nora: yeah, sometimes.

When life gives you lemons!

Hurricane Katrina!? More like hurricane tortilla!!!

Hi welcome to chillies.

Ok, I'm done.