coleemberlanash

Just realised that ur a fan of Killing Stalking.....
          HEhehehHEHhehEHhehEHHhehHEHeheE.......
          i'm AlsO a FaN.......

Ooooohhhh shit y'all I hit a hundred followers *fortnight default dances while crying* thankkkkkssssss 

Omg I missed 96 I'm so disappointed I was gonna make reverse 69 jokes shiiiiittttt I'm a failure 

All most to 96 get ready for reverse sixnine jokes y'all there worse than my 69 jokes. ~(°￦°~)

LMFAO, your location is always easy to find I guess. 

Merry Christmas eve ya bunch of filthy animals 

I usually dont do this but its story time motha fuckas. I was setting in English class and my teacher goes if you had to describe the year twenty eighteen in one sentence what would it be and me being the edgy meme lord I am as we where going down the road of kids and it was my turn I said " Yeet yEeT let me skeet up outta here OOF " needless to say I received and A for originality but a C in the grade books it was damn funny though 

Yesssss 69 who's ready for shitty sex jokes  
           
          
          Ok.............
          
          
          Jack and jill went up the hill so jack could like jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock cause jills real name was Randy 
          
          
          
          I dont allways make oral sex jokes but when I do they -suck- (@^@) 
          
          
          
          I wore a fitbit for the first time yesterday one on each wrist its funny cause the one on the right says i ran fifteen miles but the one on the left says I didnt even stand up 
          
          
          
          I watched the lion king with my mom and dad once and after lights out I heard my mom scream " Get the fuck on this bed and hakuna my tatas" and that was the day I filed for emancipation. 
          
          
          
          Ok I'm done with the sex jokes thx for 69 followers. 

I WANNA FOLLOW YOU BUT YOU HAVE 69 AND I DONT WONT TO RUIN IT

My friends out here showing off there 2k subscribers on here and I just can't wait tell i hit 69 followers so I can spam with sex jokes