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the booty is actual a 10.5, not an 11. Sorry for that inoconvience, the booty beauty pagent messed up your score. Oh shucks.

Kraft Dinner was created in the war of 1812 when the Japanese and the Africans met afroman. When they heard the crazy rap of afroman, they instantly fell in love. That as how the STD herpes and gonarea was created. Later on the eurpeons found out what a bj, or smd meant, and that was show claumidia was created. This is all bc of afroman.
          
          conclusion, this is racist.

Its almost 1am. And im convincing myself that I'm a loser. Oh my.

Does anybody have good mystery/thriller, or action books to recommend?i cant find any good ones 

okay so, 
          
          "THE CLASSY" a new book that I'm writing, was rated R\PG13 because of the words I wrote, so I will be uploading it again after deleting the origional copy.
          
          Note: Becareful of what  you write before you save, everything it watched over closely. (Not creepy at all) So any swear words should be spaced out like  so:
          
          b a d w o r d
          
          or ba.d.wor.d
          
          Sorry but wattpad is turning into an overly protective mother.

Wondering if i should change my username :|

you put  mikakay

Everybody be falling in love, while im eating a cucumber and thinking if i should consider falling in love. Because you know i kinda like sticking to my cucumber and english muffin thanks

I THINK IM STARTING TO LIKE ACTION AND THRILLERS WAY MORE THAN ROMANCE NOW

Ok im not going to restart 'The last' anymore ill just keep updating it im way too lazy to start from scratch ;-;