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I really wanna write something.

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Pocahontas 2: A Summary
          
          John Smith: *dies*
          Pocahontas: *cries*
          John Rolfe: Hey Poca come with me to England
          Pocahontas: Mkay
          *some weird stuff about a ball and bear-fighting or whatever*
          Pocahontas: *is in jail*
          John Smith: Hey I'm alive!
          Pocahontas: Ok.
          *a little while later*
          John Smith: Want to sail the world with me?
          Pocahontas: Nah mate
          John Smith: Mkay *leaves*
          Pocahontas: *gets on boat*
          John Rolfe: Hi
          Pocahontas: Yay!
          *Poca and Rolfe kiss*
          
          That's it. That's the sequel.

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"Oh hey I'm John Smith I'm a 19-year-old English dude even though I look at least 23 and have an American accent! YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!" - John Smith at some point probably.

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Oh well, I'll probably still make a running joke out of it.
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So it has come to my attention that the English accent back then was pretty much what would now be an American accent. In that case, WHY DO ALL THE OTHERS HAVE ENGLISH/SCOTTISH ACCENTS OMG
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