oy vey

where the fuck are you please come home

also i deleted all my books cause they were kinda cringey imo 

welp, time to make more use of wattpad again ;))))

it's the nutshack

Now this a story all about how my life got fucked up so bad and I'd like to take a shit right in my chair, I'll tell you how I became the princess of a town called balls. In West Uncle Philadelphia one day, I started shooting some people in my neighborhood, I was killing some guys outside of the school and my mom got scary and said 'you're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air.' She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket, I said I might as well stick it up my ass. Yo this is bad ass, drinking paint out of a campaign glass. Is this how the people of hmmm living like? Hmmm, this might be bad. I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the cab ran over a cat. If anything I could say this cat would not be alright. I put my Walkman on and said I might as well kick it into the sewer and I thought nah forget it. I yelled to the cabbie 'yo home, smell ya ass!' Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my chair.

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