comfortcorner

You ever just drop a book completely because of second hand embarrassment and feel it every time you look at the cover?

BreadToTheBeans

@comfortcorner once on someone's toes and I get second hand embarrassment bc that was my crush :,)
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comfortcorner

You ever just drop a book completely because of second hand embarrassment and feel it every time you look at the cover?

BreadToTheBeans

@comfortcorner once on someone's toes and I get second hand embarrassment bc that was my crush :,)
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comfortcorner

What type of parent/guardian did/do you have?
          
          Carefully measured the amount of medicine you need as to not overdose
          
          Or
          
          Made you take a swig of the children’s bottle and hope for the best

comfortcorner

@BreadToTheBeans never seen something more true 
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BreadToTheBeans

@comfortcorner I just want some medicine bro
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BreadToTheBeans

@comfortcorner "you're xxx age right?" *pours almost enough ibuprofen "ehh, I think that's good. Tell me if you need food with it too. " *rubs head and walks away, accidentally with cup in hand still*
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comfortcorner

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HOLD UP I JUST THOUGHT OF A REALLY COOL IDEA WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER
          
          You know how people are like, “What superpower would you have; flight, strength, or invisibility?” What if you had like the opposite of invisibility? What if you were visible to the entire world, but you could see no one? Like everything else would be clear, buildings, automobiles and such. But you weren’t able to see people, like you could see their footprints if the situation allowed it, like they tracked mud or their particularly drenched. The kicker would be that you would be able to hear them as well, people talking in cafes, yelling obscenities in public, taking someone’s order, all that good stuff. You would basically be blind to only people. If that was a book I’d read the shit out of it.

comfortcorner

@BreadToTheBeans I wanna read that plot so bad 
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comfortcorner

Imagine the shenanigans 
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