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Have yall noticed that after The Maze Runner(tmr) got added to Netflix, some of the top stories in the fanfic category are tmr?

Just whittled down my library from 1055 books to 164 

Character trait/Character Idea
           
          A midlife-crisis office worker; monotone, bored, a bit balding, the whole shabang. However, instead of spiraling they buy a bunch of toupee' and dyes them different colors.
          Think mental breakdown hair dyeing but middle aged man. 
          

Personal pet peeve of mine- developmental stages of children in books. I have seen way too often in books children being way-way-way past their mental maturity and capabilities; or just completely inept at everything and speaking gibberish while being 5 years old. I understand that all children are different and to not compare; however, if a child doesn’t meet (or exceeded) normal development then have a reasonable story aspect that explains why. 
          
          If you are currently creating a child character then I suggest looking up the milestones for their age group. It should give you a nice basis on what the base line should be and how much you want to tweak it to fit your character. 
          
          Please for the love of everything holy- do not create a 9 year old who does not know their abcs without probable reason 

Yall I wanted to read some cute- happy Naruto with his family- content… and tell me why AS SOON AS I PRESS THE MINATO TAG ONE OF THE TOP FICS DESCRIPTIONS STARTS OUT WITH NARUTO BEING R—— WITH AN ITANARU PAIRING  THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WOULD HAVE WANTED FOR HIS SON YALL

You ever just drop a book completely because of second hand embarrassment and feel it every time you look at the cover?

What type of parent/guardian did/do you have?
          
          Carefully measured the amount of medicine you need as to not overdose
          
          Or
          
          Made you take a swig of the children’s bottle and hope for the best

Nothing quite like eating chicken Parmesan and buttered noodles at midnight

HOLD UP I JUST THOUGHT OF A REALLY COOL IDEA WHEN I WAS IN THE SHOWER
          
          You know how people are like, “What superpower would you have; flight, strength, or invisibility?” What if you had like the opposite of invisibility? What if you were visible to the entire world, but you could see no one? Like everything else would be clear, buildings, automobiles and such. But you weren’t able to see people, like you could see their footprints if the situation allowed it, like they tracked mud or their particularly drenched. The kicker would be that you would be able to hear them as well, people talking in cafes, yelling obscenities in public, taking someone’s order, all that good stuff. You would basically be blind to only people. If that was a book I’d read the shit out of it.

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