A proprietary blend of *impressively mediocre* and *halfway genius*.

Prepare to cringe. Not liable for resting cringe face.

I sing. I don't claim to sing well, but I sing.

I write. I don't claim to be the next Pulitzer winner, but I write.

Check out muh stories if you want. They really give my oddball mind a place to churn.

Usually trying and failing to be original. But 'tis nothing new under the ☀️ 

Bad at using emojis. It shows.

Writing is just drawing something with words.

I'm not telling my age or name or location. You can think of me as a 150-year-old tree. Or a cemetery where ideas go to die.

I like references so much that I sometimes reference stuff I've never even seen/read. 

Animal lover.

Gardening/nature enthusiast.

Jill of all (a few) trades.

she/her.

Professional wEeB. I've lost count of how many anime I've watched.

I still think the duck emoji is one of the utmost adorablest emojis. 
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Hi.