You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini and croquet. You can't swim, you can't dance and you don't know karate. Face it you're never gonna make it.
I mostly write fan fictions of bands. My favorite bands are OM&M, BMTH, TOP, YMAS, ATL, P!ATD, ATC, BVB, SWS, PTV, FIR, MCR, PVRIS, ADTR, TDG, FOB, GET SCARED, Green Day, Yellowcard, Beartooth, Juliet Simms, Ghost Town, Paramore, Andy Black, Queen, David Bowie, Misfits, Slipknot, The Smashing Pumpkins, Waterparks, Arctic Monkeys, Breaking Benjamin, Plain White T's, One Ok Rock, and much more.