Commander Sanitize

Just realised your entire profile is dazai and honestly same

HAHAHAHAHA DID YOU MISS ME BECAUSE I’M BACKKKKK
          
          YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS GONE LMAO

Sanitize my hubby pls

I sent an Angel to watch over you yesterday, but they came back. I asked them 'Why', they chuckled, "Angels don't watch over other angels"
          
          Twenty angels are in your world, 10 of them are sleeping and 9 of them aren't and one of them is reading this message. The universe has seen you struggling with some days, it's over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in Karma, send this to 14 of your friends, including me. If I don't get this back I'm not one of them. (As soon as you get 5 back, someone you love will quietly surprise you... Not joking)
          
          Pass this message on and don't ignore it. You are being tested. Karma is going to fix two big things tonight in your favour. If you believe in karma, drop everything and pass this on. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes, it's not that hard. Whoever else sends it to you must care about you.
          
          Heyo! Hope you're doing well!

iEEEEEEEEE BTS RELEASED A NEW SONG!
          
          GO FUCKING STREAM BUTTER RIGHT NOW OR ELSE 

I just realized- I haven't followed you yet

ARMY is raging.
          
          Twitter is a warzone 
          
          Everyone be careful

THEY DID NOT JUST GIVE THE GRAMMY TO RAIN ON ME
          
          I’M SORRY, WHAT THE FUCK?!
          
          I BELIEVE THAT BELONGS TO DYNAMITE BY BTS
          
          GIVE IT BACK MOTHERFUCKER
          
          I SWEAR TO GOD 
          
          YOU WILL FEEL ARMY’S WRATH
          
          MARK MY WORDS
          

Hi. Got a message thingy for you!
          I want you to know that you are an amazing person. If I don’t get this back, I understand. But I (and this challenge as a whole) have a game for you. Once you have read this message, you must send this to 15 people, including me (honestly, I don’t pay attention to these things, but I do mean it). If you get at least 3 back, you are loved (don’t pay attention to that. You are loved no matter what). Nobody knows how important something is until they lose it. Tonight at 11:59 pm, the person you love most will realize they love you. Then at 1:00-2:00 pm (? Maybe it’s supposed to be am?), be ready for the shock of your life. If you break this chain, you will have bad luck. With love, send this to 15 people. If you don’t, you will turn ugly (in other people’s eyes) for one year. (You won’t.) a friend told me to do this, so pass it on. Tomorrow, two people will ask for your number. Send this to 15 people or bad luck will find you for the whole year. THIS IS NOT FAKE.
          This was sent to me and now I'm passing it on to you, man. I hope it finds you well and that you stay safe! Love ya!

Hi guys! I would like to just remind all of you to stay safe online and not to do face reveals, and to be careful and aware of the things you do on the internet. 
          
          Please stay safe online, and as much as we can forget this, be careful about the things you do online, as it might deeply affect you later. 
          
          Thank you guys soo much, and please stay safe :)
          
          Love y’all!