complementarynarwhal

ummmmm so I haven't been on in a hot sec, sry for that?? well this account is inactive, the writing layout is a pain in the ass, if you wanna read my shit, I write fanfic now lol I'm complementary_honeybees on ao3 or if you wanna read my crackfics it's barrybbensonscumdump I'm not sry I think it's brilliant b/c I'm a 12 year old boy anyways my Tumblr regarding my fics is bumblebeebuzzings where I update you on progress of whatevs I give recs sometimes IDK my main Tumblr is complementary-honeybees and my insta is ana.bee1118 if you wanna get in contact with me for whatever reason not ummm yeah so sorry this account is inactive if sry??

Wind and thunder- *occurs*
          Me- aight I’m boutta head out 

That awkward moment when you panic and dye your hair because you don’t know how to cope without a phone but then you get a phone

my hair is now a different color. fun

I’m in a poetry mood today

hi I hope ur doing amazing today idk u just wanna day ur doing a great job and stay hydrated

Why do big toes hate flip flops?
          Because it separa-
          *everyone who has ever known me for more than five minutes joins together to murder me*

What is the one room ghosts don’t have in their houses? A living room

What is a vampires favorite fruit? A necktarine 

You can’t kiss anyone on January 1st because it’s only the first date