Joseph Hoffmann

I have french and latin included in my bio so people think I‘m super smart but the only things I remember are salve magister and je ne sais pas

You‘re telling me when I was 14 I just randomly wrote a 15 chapter story in 5 days and now I can’t even finish a Oneshot in like a week

Doing short stories at school right now, innerly cackling at the fact that I write this stuff for a dead fandom about founding fathers

I'm studying for my art history exam tomorrow and since so much of the old art is Christian it's kind of itching me to commit all kinds of sins and write Jesus fanfiction... keep in mind I've never read the bible.

Who raised my brother to be an anarcho-capitalist? Cause I did not.

Today I saw someone cringe about Hamilton fanfiction and I silently cackled.

We have the cutest little boar baby at the stable that I take lessons at, at it runs around and begs for pets just like a little dog, it's adorable. 

You know that you've worked on a story when afterwards your search history looks like you're a cult member.

Walter

Es ist 2 Uhr 34, und hier ist das erste deutsche Fernsehen mit der Tagesschau.