Y’all I kid you not 5 year olds are mf built different- I was playing with my cousin who keep in mind is 5 and we were jumping on the trampoline and this girl legit PUSHES YES PUSHES me down, crawls on top of me and begins to choke me. I was like wtf but didn’t wanna be rude so I was like “woah, calm down. Get off” and she didn’t, she continues to wrap her musty hands around my throat until I was like okay enough, I went to get up AND THE MF CHILD PUNCHES ME IN THE THROAT AND BEGINS LAUGHING. Who tf taught her to do that- Like dang if that’s how all 5 year olds are I don’t want a kid-