conans-comfort-crowd

well it’s been a minute 

conans-comfort-crowd

Do you ever just want to pause time and throw a brick at someone’s head, run away, then unpause time? Maybe I’m just crazy- but people are so annoying-

-5sosSupremacy

@conans-comfort-crowd aahahaha its not as serious as i made it sound but its a great show
            im writing a fanfic about it-
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conans-comfort-crowd

@-5sosSupremacy I haven’t, I’ll check it out!
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-5sosSupremacy

@conans-comfort-crowd bro legit yes.
            have you watched "the mick" bc you just gave major chip pemberton vibes hahaha like he plans peoples deaths in his head then people make him stop zoning out and hes just like oh yeah hi whats up. wasnt just planning your death... or someone elses death ahahaha and hes 14 or something in the show idk
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conans-comfort-crowd

I changed my username, it used to be @gublerxisxmyxlover
          
          Now its @conans-comfort-crowd

-5sosSupremacy

@conans-comfort-crowd that sounded kinda sarcastic but i swear it wasnt.
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conans-comfort-crowd

Y’all I kid you not 5 year olds are mf built different- I was playing with my cousin who keep in mind is 5 and we were jumping on the trampoline and this girl legit PUSHES YES PUSHES me down, crawls on top of me and begins to choke me. I was like wtf but didn’t wanna be rude so I was like “woah, calm down. Get off” and she didn’t, she continues to wrap her musty hands around my throat until I was like okay enough, I went to get up AND THE MF CHILD PUNCHES ME IN THE THROAT AND BEGINS LAUGHING. Who tf taught her to do that- Like dang if that’s how all 5 year olds are I don’t want a kid-

shawtyfart

@Gublerxisxmyxlover i stg kids like this are always on crack
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