confusesatan
Just found out the meaning of John Lennon and Yoko Ono's song Happy Xmas (War Is Over) and I'm utterly sobbing.
confusesatan
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deadass, i accidentally just said "do i need to eat someones ass?" instead of "do i need to beat someones ass?"
confusesatan
Never thought I'd ever say, let alone write it into a book: "did that spider just dance to the beat of Cotton Eyed Joe?"
But here we are.
go check out the new update to the literal o n l y book on my page right now.
confusesatan
@Kaylee_blade It was a very odd experience when I saw it happen.. it did actually hop from side to side for most of it, i think i found a crack spider in the wild lol
confusesatan
@ProudFanFicsAddict ooh, okay! thank you for your recommendations, I'll keep them in mind!!
Kaylee_blade
Cotton eyed joe I imagined it hooping side to side when running it was a…weird experience to say the least
confusesatan
finally checking my notifications is like looking at old texts cause half of the books im getting notifications for are for when i was like a full child and its freaky-
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Guess who's back on Wattpad and is gonna start writing again?
this bitch.
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so, im currently sitting in my livingroom at almost 2am. im just chilling, drinking tea, watching videos, y'know doing normal shit.
AND MY BROTHER CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM, HALF ASLEEP, AND TOLD ME "make sure you turn off the candle" AS HE WAS WALKING BY-
WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?? SIR, DO YOU MEAN BLOW OUT THE CANDLE?
this is why there is practically never a dull moment in this house
Kaylee_blade
I came to see if the book updated and loot at the views 13k! I’m so proud of you
-Kevin
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Yeah, a lot has happened and is still happening in my personal life, but I'm really happy that its at 13k reads! I'll probably do some writing tonight ^^
Kaylee_blade
Do you have an idea when your going to continue your story? Or is it discontinued it’s really good
Kaylee_blade
@confusesatan that you fro answering! Take your time child I hope you feel better you can come talk to me whenever <3
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@KayleeSetrum I'm currently working on the next part! I actually only just saw your message cause I came to start writing. I dont have an estimate when It'll be finished, since there is a lot happening in my personal life, but my classes for the semester are finished on June 10th so I'll have more time to write then!
confusesatan
if thou hath nipple piercings, doth thine titty milk go through thine piercing holes?
(if you have nipple piercings, does the titty milk (breast milk) go through the piercing holes?)
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i had a popeyes biscuit. not as dry as I thought it'd be
it was actually pretty good, but it was kinda salty
