STAYIN’ ALIVE.

/ fuck you richie tozier lost the most his best friend and the love of his life

/ my mom just told me for everything her bf's daughter does wrong, she's taking it out on me too and if she means it im making his daughter's life fucking miserable too i swear

/ my brother clogged the toilet and i got blamed what the fuck

/ my teacher is so fucking picky i submitted a picture of my work and she still wants a google slide of all my work typed out like you get what you get 

/ my chemistry work has the most hilarious but dumbest shit 

/ REDDIE HEADCANON RANT PART 1 OF ???
          
          - when reddie is in college they're broke idiots and richie proposes all these stupid things they could do for money and it goes like this: 
          r: we could be caterers
          e: you can't even make a bowl of cereal
          r: lets walk dogs-
          e: allergies
          r: you didn't let me finish. then steal them and resell them!
          e: ...tempting but no.
          
          - eddie calls all of richie's shirts ugly but honestly can't live without wearing at least one of them outside during the week to let people know he belongs to richie and vice versa
          
          - richie loves cheesy rom coms but he has yet to get eddie to recreate his favorite cheesy scenes
          
          - richie gets this naked cat because eddie complains about allergies and pet hair and richie has been begging for one and at first eddie is like "what the fuck is that thing-" until richie catches the two of them sitting on the couch not hating each other like they did at first and takes a million pictures 
          
          - richie trying to write his own material but all he has are jokes about eddie's mom so he just gives up and cries while eddie holds him and writes the rest for him
          
          - richie tries to make his own merch and it ends up looking (mostly) terrible and stupid and eddie wears it to make him feel better because he secretly loves it
          
          - when richie comes out to eddie for the first time and eddie is like "we've been dating for like 3 years richie" but richie has never said it out loud to eddie or maybe anyone that he's bisexual 
          
          - richie has been friend zoning his husband on tv and during his shows for years "so yesterday my best friend eddie and i's youngest kid-" 
          
          i'm adding more under this as a whole chain :)

/ i love adhd richie and eddie just saying like they're a mess but yknow 

/ also someone on twitter said richie is the type to whisper things like “you’re so sexy baby you’re doing so good” while eddie is fake flirting with someone on a job 

/ okay but headcanon that richie and eddie got married illegally because gay marriage was pretty much a no no in the 70s

i got you something.