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God, everytime a friend tells me they're pregnant I feel like their boyfriend that had vasectomy and doesn't know how it happened or what to do
I'm like, omg what do I saw? What do I do? What is she going to do? How the fuck am I supposed to deal with this. *flashbacks of bella swan's pregnancy* and more panicking. Like, I'm genuinely SCARED
The life of a adhd single virgen I guess?