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@consouls  crazy?  well,  you’re not as crazy in comparison to that psycho bitch that keeps trying to end me.    [    a scowl is evident on their lips,  displeasure exposed out to the surface.    ]    i mean,  you like me right?  don’t think a crazy person would feel that way about someone,  maybe you’re just half-crazy.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ꯭ 1. @survivst ⠀ ⠀⠀mmh,  I  guess  to  help  me  figure  out  if  I’m  a  bit  crazy  in  the  head.   (   damian  turns  his  head,  staring  at  the  individual  next  to  him  before  sighing  in  exhaustion.  )    hope  I  ain’t.  

@consouls  what’s gotten you in such a romantic mood?    [    their head tilts a bit,  settling down next to him.    ]

@consouls  i’m always safe.  when have i not been?    [    they look toward him,  noticing his concern.  perhaps it was a bit of a scapegoat,  but they quickly lean up and press a gentle peck against his cheek.  hoping that would clear away any wariness,    ]    i’ll be back.  i’m just putting him in the cop car.

⠀ ⠀⠀ ꯭ 1. @survivst ⠀ ⠀⠀aww,  why  not?   (   quickly,  he  begin  to  throw  a  fit,  whining  &&  pouting  towards  his  caring  detective.  yet  stopped,  when  noticing  the  other  was  serious.   )   Fine  fine,  I  won’t  cause  any  trouble.  However,  please  do  be  safe  miya. 

@consouls  no,  absolutely not.    [    they reply,  head tilting for a moment with their lips pressing together.    ]    he’ll have fun in jail,  you stay out of this.  i don’t need you getting in trouble.

@consouls  don’t let it get all to your head now.   i said what i said,  and i mean it,  but i’ll retract my statement if you gloat about it all.  okay?    [    a brow quirks up,  rolling their eyes a little as a grin is overtaken on their lips.    ]    i did want it for awhile,  it’s just surprising to know you remembered from that far.  especially when i didn’t mention it much afterwards.  it’s impressive,  you sure you don’t want to become a detective instead? 

⠀ ⠀⠀ ꯭ 1. @survivst ⠀ ⠀⠀(   Watching  them  react  as  they  opened  his  gift,  he  let  out  a  low  but  genuine  chuckle at  their  statement.  damian  was  clearly  had  a  weak  spot  for  the  detective  so  he  understood  why  she  was  still  not  used  to  his  words.   )    I  know,  I’m  truly  a  delight  to  be  around  especially  when  I’m  so  sweet  to  you.   (    rubbing  his  neck,  he  was  glad  he  got  the  right  gift,  shyly  looking  down.   )    I’m  glad  you  do  but  I  knew  since  a  while  ago,  you  said  you  wanted  that.     

@consouls  [    they’re careful in opening the gift,  no tear forming as they discard the wrapping onto the floor.  their cheeks flush into a deeper red,  somewhat touched in fact.    ]    the way you talk to me still surprises me,  shocks me considering you’re a killer and all.    [    a smile forms,  unable to hide their content.    ]    i love it,  how did you know i wanted this?

LMAO .  just don't tell anyone .

sobs

i own this mb btw

licks

／      WAIT—  who will be the one to give birth ? :0

／      have SUKUNAS BABY'S  >:)

／      Ilysm >:( you sly bastard

bc they keep bullying me saying touch grass

NAHHH

OUTSIDE GRASS