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@WizBean wow

What's he doing?
            
            He's making the wrong face!
            
            Look who just sent me a text!
            
            Maddy McAlister??
            
            What should I say?
            
            Just play it cool.
            
            Welcome to the world inside your phone
            
            where everyone is expected to act one way their whole life.
            
            Aww... snap!
            
            Ow.
            
            My name is Gene
            
            and I'm supposed to be a "meh".
            
            Mehh.
            
            You know, like "meh, who cares?"
            
            My problem is I have more than one emotion.
            
            Check this out!
            
            Huh, huh?
            
            Ha ha ha!
            
            Son, please tell me
            
            you weren't laughing just now.
            
            What if you get sent out on the phone
            
            making the wrong face?
            
            Dad, I'll make the right face
            
            then I'll finally fit in.
            
            Meh.
            
            Sweetie, you're so handsome when you make that face.
            
            I think he's ready, Mel.
            
            Meh.
            
            That's our user, Alex.
            
            We have an income text!
            
            We are go for meh!
            
            Who, me?
            
            What's he doing?
            
            He's making the wrong face!
            
            Huh, what the heck?
            
            Welcome to the loser lounge where the Emojis
            
            who never get used hang out.
            
            Wassup hi five?
            
            I'm an Emoji
            
            I gotta have some sort of purpose here.
            
            I'm gonna help you.
            
            We need to get off the phone and find the source code.
            
            Then I can fit in!
            
            Let's roll!
            
            Bye, Felicia.
            
            First we have to get through this-
            
            Firewall.
            
            What's Alex's girlfriend's name again?
            
            It was...
            
            Tina.
            
            Access denied.
            
            Karen
            
            Sarah
            
            I want to say Lupita,
            
            but that doesn't feel right now that I'm saying out loud.
            
            I think you're pretty cool just the way you are.
            
            Wow!
            
            Nobody leaves the phone!
            
            Delete them!
            
            My feelings are huge.
            
            Maybe I'm meant to have more than just one emotion.
            
            Where am I??
            
            Candy Crush!
            
            Divine! Sweet!
            
            Tasy! Delicious!
            
            Urrgh, I'm never eating another piece of candy ever again.
            
            High five, don't do it.
            
            Don't you do it. It's already been in there once.
            
            Ugh.
            
            [toilet flush]
            
            Okay, son. What do we do after we go potty?
            
            Should we wash our hands?
            
            Ha ha ha!
            
            We're number two!

Hello. As you can see I am an emoji. A "" to be exact.

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No prob, Bob