cookiepieoof

i genuinely have no friends anymore and these announcements are just me ranting to a bunch of people who either won't see this or don't give a fuck anymore

that awkward moment when no one on a website where you met some of ur first online friends and spent so much time on actually remembers u exist ✌️

I’m so confused at people who claim to be trans men and then walk around with their tits hanging out of their shirts and get pissed when people don’t believe that they’re male, like, if you want people to believe you then at least try a little bit? i get that it’s hard to pass cuz i have trouble passing but idk that’s just a lil much i think. 

nobody:
          
          absolutely not a single soul on this hell that is planet earth:
          
          me: OMG MY BOYFRIEND IS SO HOT I'M SO LUCKY I HAVE HIM 149U3OQWRTLH2OIWERUKLHFOIUW3HARTF

Me: Where's my goddamn sharpie 
          
          My boyfriend: Don't get addicted to sniffing sharpie there are better things to be addicted to
          
          Me: Like what
          
          My bf: AcTuAl DrUgS

sooooooooo i'm sitting at my dad's drum kit   t r y i n g   to play and wondering what the hell to do with my life help me

me: checks my wattpad profile
          
          also me: HOLY SHIT I’VE BEEN ON WATTPAD FOR 2 YEARS WHAT THE FUCK

I’ve been staAaArving myself-harming skin until my bones are showing..,

a final post for y’all before i go inactive for a while
          
          
          me to my 4 year old distant relative: i kinda wanna get my hair cut like yours
          
          4 y/o relative: oh well you can’t do that
          
          me: why?
          
          4 y/o: ‘cause you hafta be a boy to do that or else the barber won’t do it
          
          me: *cOugh* yea...
          
          7 y/o relative: i just shit my pants. 
          
          
          friendly reminder not to teach your kids that girls can have short hair too
          
          
          *ignores the fact that i’m not a girl for this particular lesson to make sense*
          
          
          see you in hell guys :)

so imma identify as a demisexual dude for now cuz that’s what makes me most comfortable but please don’t get pissed if that changes later though i doubt my 30 followers really care so eh