cool-pirate_dude182

Im confused now

cool-pirate_dude182

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Far off on whovilles, most twistiest street, "the cat, without the hat" was a favourite treat, a sign flashed with colours so bright in the night, that all men in whoville, were drawn to the site, the sign promised fun, only fun things to do,
           and tonight on the pole Thing One and Thing Two!
          A car sputtered up with a sprickety sprat, and out hopped young sam and his favourite pal jack!
          They entered the club and jacks mouth dropped in awe
          This was the busiest place he'd ever been in before!
          "Look over there ,sam I am"
          "Shes throwing the crowd her beige green eggs and ham!"
          Sam looked up above, and did look at Thing Two
          And did stare quite a bit at her lower thing too
          And as he traced body to breasts to eyes
          Something in his boxers grew 6 times the size
          Sam called the girl over, and offered her rum
          "Oh hop on pop, oh the places you'll cum!"
          She wrapped all around him, a smile at play
          "Whatever you like baby, so long as you pay"
          Her chest gave a wiggle, a waggly swip
          And sam knew this woman, would cost him quite a bit
          But still he did want her, he wanted this whore!
          And just as he paid her, cops bust through the door!
          "Everyone freeze!" Said the first one of the three
          "This bar is shut down by Whoville PD!, you cant sell sex, it simply wont do"
          "You cant sell sex if your legally who!"
          They doled out the handcuffs, and locked some away, including the whore sam tried to pay
          A van took her down to the twistiest street, a cold metal floor touched her cold clammy feet.
          "A who has to wonder" a judge would soon say
          What path must one walk on, to wind up in this way?
          And sally did cry, she pawed at her hair, remembering her parents, who were never actually there
          Her companions were her brother and a fish
          A childhood coloured by absence and wish
          The Lorax stepped forward "I speak, for the Whores!"
          "She'll take the plea bargain, jailer?, shes yours
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          I found this on the internet
          End me