I love Disney. I love chocolate. I love twix bars. I love skittles. I crave cake, pie, ice cream, kit kats, sour patch kids, milk duds, pizza, cookies, and basically anything else bad for your health. If I could have any superpower in the world I would choose the power to eat without getting fat. (I have nothing against fat people. They are pretty freaking awesome.) I can't ice-stake to save my life and I have an unhealthy addiction to Twilight. Team Jacob all the way bros!

I go to a private school where I am required to wear a uniform. (Those plaid skirts look good on nobody.) I am a certified magician (not really) and writing is my passion. I am a full on feminist and I firmly believe that Mushu is the greatest Disney character of all time. (He is that little red dragon in Mulan for all of you losers who didn't already know that. He is also my profile picture.)

I secretly wish I had a British accent and I have always wanted go skydiving. (Albeit, I would most likely chicken out at the last minute when I see how high up I am and force the pilot to fly us back to the ground but, it's the thought that counts.)

Red Gatorade is my vodka as I'm not yet legally allowed to drink. I am a helpless romantic at heart (aren't we all?) and I'm flat out broke. I have five fish and find it completely unfair that celebrities are all so bloody gorgeous. If Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler had a baby that looked like Max Irons (swoon) and was built like Taylor Lautner (double swoon.) I. Would. Die. (Then come back to life and marry that sexy son of a gun.)

I read the Hunger Games BEFORE it was cool and I don't know how to dougie. I find it ironic that the word oxymoron is oxymoronic (oxy meaning sharp, moron meaning dull) and I seem to be lacking in the common sense department. I tend to get distracted easily and (squirrel!) I can honestly say that I have the craziest family ever. (But I love them to bits)

I salute you fellow soldier and may the force be with you ;D

Love CC
  • JoinedMay 12, 2013

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