Once upon a time there was a human named Theresa.  One day Theresa the human was walking down the street when all of a sudden a red pickup truck appeared right in the middle of the road! She knew immediately it was for her, so she got in the front seat and noticed the keys in the ignition.  She started the car and started to drive perfectly, even though the human was only fifteen and never drove before in her life.  And then she drove to the beach in Georgia, and stretched out on the sand was a beautiful cowboy who was wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat. He glanced at her and instantly walked over to her.  And then they met and his name was a really really cool southern name, like Rodney or Trace or Blake or Shelton.  He told the girl that he loved her plaid shirt and ripped up jeans so he brought her to the boardwalk and bought her ice cream, like the perfect gentleman that he was.  And then they got married and lived in Georgia in a freaking mansion because Rodney or Trace or Blake or Shelton was extremely rich.  And then they had a huge gorgeous family who were all named gorgeous southern names like Mary Jane and Sara Bess.  The end.