*sleeping*

What can you say about a skeleton with no friends ?
          
          
          
          
          You can say he's BONE-ly. 

knock, knock.
          who's there?
          old lady.
          old lady who?
          wow, i didn't know that you could yodel.

knock, knock.
          who's there?
          dishes.
          dishes who?
          dishes a very bad joke.

what do you call a skeleton with no friends?
          ..
          ....
          papyrus.

what do skeletons say before eating?
          
          BONE-appetit.

what does a skeleton tile his roof with?
          
          SHIN-gles.

what kind of instrument does a skeleton play?
          
          a trom-BONE.