Hi there, No idea if anyone reads this, but here I go.  I am a screenwriter by profession.  I write for some TV as well, but my main line of work has been to that I've sold 5 feature length screenplays to date.  (And hopefully counting)  I also work for Funny or Die.  

I love writing.  When I'm not writing, I'm mad at myself for not writing.  I started writing short stories as something I wrote after I'd write a feature.  Sometimes it has something to do with a movie, other times, it's just something for fun, and for myself between being edited to death on my features.  I like short stories because it's just whatever I want to write about without producer notes.

If you're still reading, then I guess you can find out more about me on my IMDB page.  

I was going to sign off with something like "Happy writing" or something like that, but it sounded lame.

Keith