Random things I once heard in school:
1. "So when would you say you sold your soul to the devil?" "Around 2nd grade I guess"
2. "Communism is like rain its cool outside, but when you get in it, EVEN BETTER!"
3. "You know sometimes I wish someone would throw me a door."
4. *Stubs toe on chair* "AAAAA" *picks up chair and hits against wall* "HOW DOES THAT FEEL HUH!?"
5. "Hold on, what if armchairs are STUFFED WITH ARMS!"
6. "Oh look 'Philosophy for Kids' Ava!" "Oh, I've read the none kids version 6 times already."
7. "Are you Russian?" "Of course, oiu oiu!"