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nuh  uh.   i'm  not  tired  anymore. 

@heartingderry   oh shut up..   go back to sleep.

soooo  unfair?  didn't  seem  to  be  complaining  a  couple  hours  ago.  

@heartingderry    exactly!   the perfect tactic. 

well  then  he'd  get  jealous  and  do  it  just  so  she  can't. 

@heartingderry   depends on the day..   maybe merrick would be interested if he isn’t. 

@heartingderry    you wouldn’t be here if you didn’t.

when  did  i  ever  say  that?

@heartingderry   you like my weirdness,  don’t even.

@heartingderry   all you’re getting is perhaps!

you  can't  just  say  perhaps!  you  have  to  give a good  answer. 

@heartingderry    perhaps!   then she’d question me more,   because she’s nosy.

@heartingderry  i totally would.

you  would  never. 

@heartingderry   i’ll shove you off the bed

oh  so  now  you're a  kidnapper  who's  threatening  violence?

@heartingderry    i will push you out of this van!

im  a  hostage victim.  this  is  kidnapping!  we  aren't  friends  anymore  so  you're  kidnapping  me!

@heartingderry   lots,  actually.   

you're  even  cuter,  baby.  have  i  told  you  that  before?

@heartingderry   awwee,   you’re so cute.

@heartingderry   no,   no—-   not mad at you. 

okay..  are  you..  really  mad  at  me?  because  i  didn't  mean to  make  you  mad  or  anything. 

@heartingderry    ..just give me an hour to calm down,   okay? 

@heartingderry   you’re a hater,  drew.

no!  they're  barely  even  comments,  they're  factual  statements. 

@heartingderry   keep your comments to yourself,   passenger princess!