hi i like reading cliche books about romance because im forever alone. 

do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?

i hate how chocolate always melts on my fingers right away, like am i THAT HOT

sometimes i sneak up on my alarm clock in the middle of the night and yell "HOW DOES IT FEEL BITCH"

im always on a seafood diet, i see food and i eat it.

the bags under my eyes are gucci


female? yeah i got a pussy so yeah i guess so. 
welp this conversation escalated quickly.

i have a boyfriend, his name is wattpad. 

but im cheating on him with netflix. 

OHhhhHhhhH

PLOT FUCKING TWIST 

um 

yeah

follow me.

or don't. 

ESSKEETITTTTTT

bye

@TheOfficialHolyWater