cornflakecat

time for my annual 'not dead by the way' post ✌

cornflakecat

guess who's not dead
          
          me: i will go on a quick break
          
          *three months later*
          
          me: mm yes very quick

cornflakecat

@-0WEN- yes i do indeed live
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Record_

Ty for being alive I was lonely

cornflakecat

@Record_ is now a good time to tell you that i might go on a semi permanent hiatus-
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Record_

Bee Movie Script
          
            
            
          According to all known laws
          of aviation,
          
            
          there is no way a bee
          should be able to fly.
          
            
          Its wings are too small to get
          its fat little body off the ground.
          
            
          The bee, of course, flies anyway
          
            
          because bees don't care
          what humans think is impossible.
          
            
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
          
            
          Ooh, black and yellow!
          Let's shake it up a little.
          
            
          Barry! Breakfast is ready!
          
            
          Ooming!
          
            
          Hang on a second.
          
            
          Hello?
          
            
          - Barry?
          - Adam?
          
            
          - Oan you believe this is happening?
          - I can't. I'll pick you up.
          
            
          Looking sharp.
          
            
          Use the stairs. Your father
          paid good money for those.
          
            
          Sorry. I'm excited.
          
            
          Here's the graduate.
          We're very proud of you, son.
          
            
          A perfect report card, all B's.
          
            
          Very proud.
          
            
          Ma! I got a thing going here.
          
            
          - You got lint on your fuzz.
          - Ow! That's me!
          
            
          - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
          - Bye!
          
            
          Barry, I told you,
          stop flying in the house!
          
            
          - Hey, Adam.
          - Hey, Barry.
          
            
          - Is that fuzz gel?
          - A little. Special day, graduation.
          
            
          Never thought I'd make it.
          
            
          Three days grade school,
          three days high school.
          
            
          Those were awkward.
          
            
          Three days college. I'm glad I took
          a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
          
            
          You did come back different.
          
            
          - Hi, Barry.
          - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
          
            
          - Hear about Frankie?
          - Yeah.
          
            
          - You going to the funeral?
          - No, I'm not going.
          
            
          Everybody knows,
          sting someone, you die.
          
            
          Don't waste it on a squirrel.
          Such a hothead.
          
            
          I guess he could have
          just gotten out of the way.
          
            
          I love this incorporating
          an amusement park into our day.
          
            
          That's why we don't need vacations.
          
            
          Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
          under the circumstances.
          
          (That’s all I could fit)

cornflakecat

@Record_ there was meant to be applause emojis but they didn't show up :(
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Record_

As you can see I’m bored and I need attention
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cornflakecat

I'm going on a hiatus for a while. I've tried taking breaks before but it never really works, and I always just end up stressing about not updating my stories, so I thought maybe taking a longer break from wattpad would help. I'll probably wait about and month and then see where I'm at. - cornflakecat

Record_

@cornflakecat dam that’s a lot
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cornflakecat

@Record_ 815 notifications
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@cornflakecat tell me how many notifs you get
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