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time for my annual 'not dead by the way' post ✌
cornflakecat
happy pride month!!
LGBTQIAP-AND-PROUD
Happy pride month!!!
cornflakecat
guess who's not dead
me: i will go on a quick break
*three months later*
me: mm yes very quick
Record_
Ty for being alive I was lonely
cornflakecat
@Record_ is now a good time to tell you that i might go on a semi permanent hiatus-
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Bee Movie Script
According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!
- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.
- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school,
three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took
a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
You did come back different.
- Hi, Barry.
- Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- Hear about Frankie?
- Yeah.
- You going to the funeral?
- No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows,
sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have
just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating
an amusement park into our day.
That's why we don't need vacations.
Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
under the circumstances.
(That’s all I could fit)
Mi11enniumD0ct0rWh0
Would you like to be in my Minecraft Roleplay book :'D
cornflakecat
I'm going on a hiatus for a while. I've tried taking breaks before but it never really works, and I always just end up stressing about not updating my stories, so I thought maybe taking a longer break from wattpad would help. I'll probably wait about and month and then see where I'm at. - cornflakecat
cornflakecat
school: make decisions
me: no
school: mAKE DECISIONS
me: n o
heheheh :')
(any/all pronouns)
Record_
I tried to re log back into your account because I was bored and I knew you changed the password and got disappointed for some reason when it said the password was wrong
cornflakecat
@Record_ heh sorry maybe one day i'll impulsively decide to give you the password, you never know
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