@Blanketbaal Wu: (prologue) Long before time had a name, the First Spinjitzu Master created Ninjago using four elemental weapons. But when he passed, a dark presence sought out to collect them all: Lord Garmadon. So I, Sensei Wu, his brother, sought out to find four ninja to collect them first.
(The episode begins at the Monastery of Spinjitzu with Wu meditating in one room, and the ninja are making combat sounds in another room.)
Kai: (off-screen) Fire strike! Oh, my gosh, is that the greatest move you've ever seen?
Cole: (off-screen) Stop trying to do it yourself. We need to attack as a team.
(Wu goes to the training compound and finds that none of the ninja are training there.)
Jay: (off-screen) Zane, why are you wasting your special attack on me? You have to save it.
(Wu goes to look for them in a different room and finds them playing video games.)
Jay: Fantastic, I'm out of lives
Zane: But the lesson lives on, and I am getting the hang of it. Hee-yah!
Cole: Okay, now!
(As the ninja continue with their game, Wu unplugs the television.)
Ninja: Aw...
Cole: Aw, man!
Jay: What? What happened?
Cole: It took us three hours to get there!
Jay: Why would you do that? Why?
Wu: Just because Lord Garmadon escaped through a vortex doesn't mean he won't return one day for the Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu
Zane: But Sensei Wu, ever since he's been gone, Ninjago has had nothing but peace
Jay: Yeah, peace is boring. There's no one to save. There's nothing to do
Cole: We can train tomorrow
Wu: Never put off until tomorrow what can be done today
Cole: Well, I was gonna eat this pizza tomorrow, so if that's the case...
(Wu kicks the pizza slice off his hand.)
Cole: Ow!
Wu: No pizza for you! In order to reach your full potential, you must train
Kai: Uh, remember when we did a little thing called the Tornado of Creation? I thought that was pretty insane.