'little by little, one travels far ' 
-j.r.r. tolkien



(I would like to let you know that the two stories I have published here are jokes to me now. I am fully aware of how poorly written they are, and am genuinely surprised that they still are read by some. If you enjoy them, then I'm very grateful and pleased to have written something that entertains you-thanks. So yeah, the only reason they're still up is because I personally find them kinda amusing in that awkward, cringy way. So until I have actually written something I am proud of, I'll keep them up but I'll probably delete them after that.)