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Pessimistim Chain:
Write this on your board about the most embarrassing moment at school:
1) I was in the middle of changing out my pad and that one part that keeps the straps together that you put under your panties was still on when a fucking fire drill happened and I was hella scared and forgot to take that part off. (5 grade)
2) Me and my best friend were fake fighting, and this bitch short ass fucking administrator told both us to come to the front of the fucking auditorium, and we complied. We walked up to the stage and she told us to sit together and we both are hella extra so we were hugging each other goodbye, and I got mad- (something me and my friend shares, we cry when we’re mad) and I was hella mad. And our school banned fanny packs, and I had mine on under my jacket. My badass walked out of the auditorium in front of every single kid in the 6th grade and they thought I was crying so they called me “Badass Crybaby” for like 2 weeks. (6th grade)
3) My teacher was teaching us this thing called “KCF” and my teacher said, “What’s the process of multiplying and dividing fractions?” And I blurted, “KFC.” My whole class started laughing and I threw on my hood and pulled on the strings. My clique (most of them are in my class) talked about that shit for about fucking 4 days. (6th grade)