my other account, @cottage_hobo got deleted so I'm using this :(
minor, she/her pronouns, USAA 🦅, absolute metalhead 😻, just here for shits and giggles, so plz don't report me or anything (got reported for something "controversial" last time 😢), i luv snakes, i play electric guitar, plz dont expect much, I WILL BE YOUR FRIEND AT ANYTIME DAY OR NIGHT, I LUV YOU ALL SM <33, i rlly shouldn't be writing I'm failing english 😶, and im slightly retarded 😀, im rlly hyper sometimes but i probably wont have any motivation whatsoever 70% of the time, AND MY FAV THING ABOUT ME AND PROBABLY THE ONLY THING IS THAT I CAN SAIL SAILBOATS (mostly two sailboats solo at most)
AND THATS WHY I IDOLIZE EVERY DAMN CHARACTER FROM PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 🥰 (i live in a desert so i rlly cant go sailing often)
unlike half of the writers on here my future is probably military or some shitty food chain :D I REPEAT: don't expect much :]
Ill marry u if your humor is dark humor or you like Metallica 💍👰
P.S. if u spell color with a U ur hot.
- ur moms pus-
- JoinedAugust 27, 2023
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-just made this cuz i like sailing and saw a piratecore tiktok 💀-
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