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ooOOOOOooooooOooooh im just a small little goblin•́  _ ,•̀ noooOoOoooo please domt swing ur sword i will die with just 1 attack oohooohooooOooh( ≧Д≦) HHHHH i Only hAve thrii hit pOints pLease Sir im a litle goblim sIR i will noT DROP GUD ITEMS༎ຶ‿༎ຶ nnnnnNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHO༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ YOUR SWORD IS SO STRONG iM LEVEL ONE GOBLIN.·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·. I DO NOT KNOW WHY I GUARD THIS DUNGEON OHOOHOOO

somebody left a picture of jeff bezos on my car.. and- and then a blind guy cheated on me WHY WONT THIS FLIP  a blind guy? werent expecting him to see other hoes were you

HEY! FANDALE DINGLE HERE
          AUGHHT???
          I JUST ESCAPED PAINTY
          I AM STAYING AT MY FRIEND, TEST TUBS HOUSE
          
          AS I WAS RUNNING \*FROM COPS* 
          WHAT
          LIGHTBULB FELL AND SCRAPED SOME OF THEIR FORESKIN OFF?
          
          A GUY NAMED TACO (the girlboss) MURDERED ME AGAIN :(
          WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
          MY FRIEND TEST  TUBE TOLD ME TO PAY CHILD SUPPORT (for trophy)
          SO I GAVE MY BABY TO BALLOON