Discount Waffles

Aye guess who just got back from target and is in crutches :D

HOLY SHIT ITS MAH BIRTHDAY!!!!

i need help.... my best friends dad is being a homophobic asshole and idk what to do.... I wanna help them but idk how.......

showers are a bitch >:/  i went to water my garden but like a dumbass I used the bathtub to fill my watering can instead of a hose and the water came out of the shower head and socked me