coulda_been_omar

body coffee bc im staying up late w/ u
          	body tea bc u built like a fcking coke glass tf?

ILoveHaikyuuThighs

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@coulda_been_omar fucking poet 
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coulda_been_omar

body coffee bc im staying up late w/ u
          body tea bc u built like a fcking coke glass tf?

ILoveHaikyuuThighs

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@coulda_been_omar fucking poet 
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coulda_been_omar

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okay guys, BIG RANT AHEAD!
          
          im currently angry– no, infuriated at the world. im on my villain arc where i feel like the entire world should be obliterated. and yes, i am on my menstruation period, so fucking what?
          til, my tt fyp is my fucking opp and also my best fucking friend. because why the fuck are 400 something body parts of a WOMAN named after MEN? AND GUESS WHAT FUCKING ELSE I LEARNED ALL IN ONE FUCKING VIDEO?
          SOME OF THEM NAMED AFTER A LATIN WORD MEANING 'shame'.
          they want me to be ashamed of having a fucking uterus. they want me to be ashamed of having tits that men think are 'very pretty'.
          WHAT. THE. FUCK.
          THESE MEN WEREN'T EVEN FUCKING QUALIFIED FOR ANY OF THIS BULLSHIT TO BE NAMING PARTS OF MT FUCKING BODY.
          IM NOT FUCKING DONE. 
          ALSO! sacagawea was a 16-YEAR-OLD GIRL. EMPHASIS ON GIRL. SHE WAS TAKEN FROM HER FUCKING HOME AND SOLD TO SOME FRENCH FUR TRADER AND WAS REPEATEDLY RAPED BY HIM AND MADE PREGNANT. 
          NOT ONLY THAT, SHE WAS THE ONE DOING EVERYTHING FOR THE LITTLE SISSY ASS EUROPEANS LEWIS AND CLARK.
          now im mad at my phone, because my auto correct options know what comes next after fucking lewis BUT IT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SPELL SACAGAWEA. 
          WHAT. THE. FUCK.
          that little girl got a PELVIC INFECTION and was doing all the work. she was more of a fucking trooper than those pussy ass mark ass bitches who don't know what's left from right.

coulda_been_omar

i wrote a poem omfg

ILoveHaikyuuThighs

@coulda_been_omar idgaf (respectfully) what it is, if it’s written by u then it must be peak
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coulda_been_omar

@ILoveHaikyuuThighs lol it's kinda like a speech though
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coulda_been_omar

im gonna rip my uterus out wtf

ILoveHaikyuuThighs

@coulda_been_omar that’d be highkey cool (I need mental help lmfao)
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coulda_been_omar

@ILoveHaikyuuThighs they swing it around and they piss blood involuntarily
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ILoveHaikyuuThighs

@coulda_been_omar fr let’s beat that bitch up
            also if men had periods, would they have some sort of blood-shooting-gun? how would it work
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