courtnoir

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Miraculous Ladybug reveal AU where:
          	• ladybug and chat noir are fighting an akuma that uses physical strength as his weapon
          	• chat noir takes a punch to the face
          	• that bitch leaves a mark
          	• ladybug notices the bruise on chat’s cheek after she purifies that damned akuma
          	• she’s worried about him but he blows it off and leaps away like the cat he is
          	• next day at school, adrien shows up with a bruise on his face
          	•  it’s badly covered by makeup bc adrien isn’t a makeup artist despite the amounts of time he’s had makeup on his model face lmao what a dork
          	• marinette notices if almost instantly bc she’s a creepy stalker
          	• at first she doesn’t piece it together and she kinda just ??????
          	• who hurt you??????
          	• “imma go all ladybug on them”
          	• he brushes it off like he did as chat
          	• and that’s when she starts piecing if together
          	• like
          	• they both have a pretty bad bruise
          	• and it’s creaking evident on their damned faces
          	• chat noir brushed it off
          	• adrien brushed it off
          	• marinette is about ready to shoot herself
          	• :)))
          	•marinette bippity boppity boops herself dafuq outta that classroom
          	• “shit tikki what am i gonna do”
          	• pls someone save her

courtnoir

this message may be offensive 
Miraculous Ladybug reveal AU where:
          • ladybug and chat noir are fighting an akuma that uses physical strength as his weapon
          • chat noir takes a punch to the face
          • that bitch leaves a mark
          • ladybug notices the bruise on chat’s cheek after she purifies that damned akuma
          • she’s worried about him but he blows it off and leaps away like the cat he is
          • next day at school, adrien shows up with a bruise on his face
          •  it’s badly covered by makeup bc adrien isn’t a makeup artist despite the amounts of time he’s had makeup on his model face lmao what a dork
          • marinette notices if almost instantly bc she’s a creepy stalker
          • at first she doesn’t piece it together and she kinda just ??????
          • who hurt you??????
          • “imma go all ladybug on them”
          • he brushes it off like he did as chat
          • and that’s when she starts piecing if together
          • like
          • they both have a pretty bad bruise
          • and it’s creaking evident on their damned faces
          • chat noir brushed it off
          • adrien brushed it off
          • marinette is about ready to shoot herself
          • :)))
          •marinette bippity boppity boops herself dafuq outta that classroom
          • “shit tikki what am i gonna do”
          • pls someone save her

courtnoir

Miraculous Ladybug AU where:
          • Chat isn’t who he says he is.
          • Chat is in love with Marinette.
          • Chat is actually an American boy.
          • Chat and Adrien are not the same person.
          • Marinette is not Ladybug.
          • Adrien is also in love with Marinette.
          • Chat and Adrien fight over Marinette.
          • Marinette thinks Adrien is Chat, until she sees them in the same room displaying their different personas and also clashing heads.
          • Nino’s crush on Marinette doesn’t mysteriously disappear.
          • Chat and Adrien have a new rival.
          • Marinette can’t stand these boys.
          • Ladybug is who???
          • Alya likes Nino and is incredibly obvious about it.
          • Alya doesn’t like Marinette because Nino has a crush on her.
          • Chloe is good friends with Marinette.
          
          Am I crazy?