LoomingCrow
Lookin kinda dry here, it’s like a wasteland
cowboykid110
G-Author002
*plants flag* I reclaim this land, for the Grimmsington Empire!
G-Author002
Knock on the door!
Peak in.
Open the latch!
Walk in- *goes to open door, only for it to not budge* NOW YOU DONE EFFED UP!!! *kicks down door*
MeleeMaster2001
Bruh you seem so cool
From one gunslinger fanatic to another...
I tip my hat for you
*tips my non existant hat*
G-Author002
Grimm: *knocks door down* KNOCK, KNOCK!!!
Reaper: GRIMM!
Yabura: Hey Kiddy!
Miranda: Hey, that's my nickname for him!
Sunny: ...why am I here again?
G-Author002
Grimm: *sees Seki* Who's this?
Reaper: Grimm, we've talked about this!
Grimm: Fine! *fixes door*
Yabura: Hey, a new girl! *sits next to Seki* so how'd you get roped into this business?
Miranda: *Get's annoyed with Grimm* if only you would fix our toaster!
Grimm: Well that's random!
Miranda: I know, but we're not going to be needed for the next few responses, I we need to be pulled away by conflict!
Grimm: *gasp* how DARE you break the fourth wall!
Grimm and Miranda walked into Grimm's bedroom to fight privately.
Sunny: ...Still here...*hangs up coat and hat* does anyone want coffee?
cowboykid110
Kid sitting on the couch: Yo.
Seki: I don’t remember pizza delivery guys knocking down doors.
Ryota: didn’t you already use that joke?..
Seki: if it fits, I use.
cowboykid110
Oh hey, fifty followers. Thanks! I don’t deserve it.
cowboykid110
-Late At Night with: CowboyKid, the talk show-
Kid: welcome everybody! To very special episode of “Late At Night with: CowboyKid”! Or the much easier acronym of L.A.N.CK! And tonight I’m proud to announce I’ve started a new story!
-the crowd boos and even throws a chair just barely missing kids head-
Kid: now I know you’re all so excite for every installment, so for tonight I’ve got a special guest! The star of my latest story: Ryota Kimura!!
-a curtain lifts to reveal a frightened Ryota in a chair-
Ryota: w-where am I?..
Kid: L.A.N.C.K!
Ryota: what?
Kid: L.A.N.C.K!
Ryota: why does everyone repeat when I say what!?
Kid: so we’ve got some questions for you tonight. This first one comes in from an anonymous Miss M and she asks “what’s your type of girl?”
Ryota: ...am I on a talk show?..
Kid: next question! Coming in from the also anonymous Miss S and her question is “can I borrow your copy of lifeless edge 5?”
Ryota: your camera is a dog with a flashlight taped to its side!
Kid: question number three from another anonymous Mr H and he want to know “what’s your trick with the ladies?”
Ryota: your audience is a bunch of mannequins!
Kid: fourth question! More anonymous this time a a Madame T and it’s “what are you getting your aunt for her birthday?”
Ryota: your studio’s in a trains boxcar!
Kid: and the final question of the night comes from a “Seki”! Hope this ones good, her question is “who would watch a show like this?” ... wait..
Ryota: I’m gonna go..
-kid watches him stand up and leave-
Kid: and that was.. L.A.N.C.K.. everybody.. tune in next week..
cowboykid110
My dad talked to attack on titan cosplayers at a gas station once, I was in the back seat trying not to laugh, he asked if they were from Star Wars.
cowboykid110
@Brickhammer it was a surreal, so my dads talking to Eren and Mikasa while someone’s pulling on a Spider-Woman suit and there’s people in miraculous lady bug costumes walking down the sidewalk. Turns out there was a convention going on, I’ll never forget it.
cowboykid110
So, I’ve just spent the last two hours? Give or take, hours trying to get my old Nintendo Wii to work, we got it on and an error would pop up every time we put a disk in and google said to either update the system or clean the disk reading lens, my WiFi wouldn’t connect to it so I D.I.Y-ed up a lens cleaning thing like in a tutorial I watched, and that didn’t work. So yeah I’m currently expecting despair.
cowboykid110
-falls through the ceiling-
Guys did you know we had an attic??
Kaiden_Kadachi
@cowboykid110 *pokes head from hole in seiling* A bunch of random stuff... like an old tube TV and a phone with an app called... "Malo"?
