*COUGH COUGH*
here is a list of facts i have compiled about myself which will interest you very little, and benefit your life even less.

- my favourite word is either 'twat' or 'cunt' because, phonetically, they are very pleasant words.
- I am the proud owner of two beautiful Siberian forest cats, called 'soot' and 'sweetie'
- I have a severe cat allergy
- i hate flies and other such insects that can, indeed, fly.
- my friends don't know i have wattpad and will probably easily identify me by this account if they are ever to stumble across it.
- I am a little bit gay.
- I have very little experience of healthy, functional romantic relationships because i have set unrealistically high expectations for any potential love interest.
- i blame this on my reverse-harem addiction.
-by 'a little bit gay' i mean 'bisexual'.
- i swear in almost every sentence i say. ever.
- i am profoundly non-religious.
- i don't know the difference between being an absolute dickhead and being funny.
- i am an insecure, vain, self-loathing, portentous, autophobic little narcissist.

I'm just starting up, because i wanted something relatively productive to do with my time. 
I don't know if i'm weird but i live for love triangles and reverse harems, and i didn't feel like there were enough of them in the world.
I'm open to adding my own illustrations of the characters if anyone wants it, and i hope that someone enjoys these stories, but i guess this is more of just an outlet for me to feel like i've contributed somewhat to the reverse-harem genre. 
hehe...
anyway, LOTS OF LOVE,
Coyla Methusela 
Rawr XD
P.S i'm always looking for a good reverse-harem to read  s o o o yeah pop up with recommendations my G's