cr4ig_tucker

I forgot I made my pfp that

cr4ig_tucker

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I fucking hate having strict parents I have to go in 6 minutes because I have a time limit ☹️ (I have to go at 7:00 and my bedtime is at 9:00, and I can't get on my phone in the morning until it's 12:00 when I don't go to school) 

Iamabb1

@mariathe_cutie i hate having a time limit
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Iamabb1

My name is Craig Tucker, last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100 I was so happy

Iamabb1

@mariathe_cutie if I die let it be known that is because 4 guys I don’t even like, lied to me and took my birthday money.
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cr4ig_tucker

@Iamabb1 we begged to go home, but instead the government told us they were sending us to Peru. and so, that is why I am now in Peru. 
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Iamabb1

@mariathe_cutie they promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an interment camp in Miami.
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cr4ig_tucker

here's a dreidel that's small and made of clay but I'm not gonna play with it cause dreidel's fuckin gay /lyr

Iamabb1

@mariathe_cutie now it’s stuck in my head and I’m in school rn
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